I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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