If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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