I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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