Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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