Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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