I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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