For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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