I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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