And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
