I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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