I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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