I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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