What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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