so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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