Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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