question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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