the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
