Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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