I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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