Your face is a jimmy john
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
