So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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