dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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