butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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