Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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