Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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