chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We are all done wearing pants today
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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