Cold hands, warm shart.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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