You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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