Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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