goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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