Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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