scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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