It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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