What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just cropdusted the office
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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