Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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