eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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