so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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