these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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