yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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