so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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