the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
