Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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