Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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