thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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