She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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