so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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