Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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