That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
