our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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