i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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